Post Number: 11
|Posted on Friday, May 24, 2002 - 1:20 pm: |
Wow, what a weekend! I have some details to report about one of the places mentioned by FilipK above, but let me start at the top. I left for my first visit ever to Prague last Thursday evening about 7:30 and arrived at my hotel just about 10:00 pm. I made both my airline and hotel reservations over the web at "last minute" prices. Hotel was arranged by http://www.travel.cz/ who couldn't book my first choice of a Prague 1 hotel, but recommended the Pension Denisa, a two-star winner located in Prague 6 on Narodni Oradny, just a hundred meters from the metro stop Deynice on the green, or "A" metro line. I don't speak Czech or German, so being at the very western end of the green/A line gave me a great base of operations, a grocery/beverage store open until 1:00 a.m., and a bus stop to return me to the airport at the end of my trip. But enough of the travelogue, let's get down to business. I booked a double room ($7 price increase over a single.) Official hours for visitors, i.e. unregistered guests, ends at 22:00, so I asked the night desk jockey specifically if having a guest in my double after the official visitors' hours ended was a problem. He just shook his head, "No problem." That's what I had figured since the brochure rack prominently display two brochures from escort services, but I thought I'd at least ask.
I thought I'd be tough and wait until Saturday to sample the lovely ladies of Prague, but the weather on Friday was blue sky and probably 80 degrees, and the ladies in the city were dressed for the sun! Sleeveless, bare back, bare legs, short skirts.... All that lovely skin. I couldn't wait, so I called an agency which I had previewed on http://www.escort.cz and asked for a tall brunette named Lenka, who has a body to make a man cry. Naturally, when they heard my American english and my hotel address, the price was quoted as 4000 k rather than the 2800 k on the website. Left with little choice, I said OK. Lenka, or at least a beautiful young woman who looked enough like her to pretend to be her, showed up at my door with her driver about 30 minutes later. He collected the money, she showered and came to bed. Now, I've got nothing against Lenka, who was a beauty and a sweetheart, but now I understand why men go to clubs instead of using hotel service: selection, choice, options, alternatives. With escorts, once the driver has your money, you're only going to get what the girl feels like doing: covered this, covered that, no taste of la pussee, just straight-up-let's-pretend-it's-sex. So I was less than satisfied.
On Saturday after another long day with my tongue hanging out admiring the ladies of the "City of the Female of the Species," I culled a couple of addresses from the same web site for clubs that were a reasonable distance from my hotel, and did I ever get lucky! One is called Prague RedLight District, and it is just perfect! Lotta locals, which is always a good sign to me. It's not really like a gentlemen's club at all, in the sense that there are no over-priced drinks and no girls hustling you for champagne, etc. Instead, it's a small compound with two buildings. The first is a large cabana-style sports bar, like you'd find near any beach in Florida. It's staffed by 20-something cuties who periodically dance/strip to a number or two, put their clothes back on and hustle more drinks....and not once did I see a guy stuff a bill in their panties nor did I see a waitress/dancer trying to hustle a tip for a dance! It's just a place to have a nice Czech pilsener or two, enjoy the music and the scenery, and get ready for the main event... Just a stroll outside the bar door is a two-story building divided into dorm rooms which are rented out to working girls. You walk up to the second floor, get frisked with a metal detector, pay a nominal 20 k entrance fee to get through the turnstile, and stroll the halls. You peek into the rooms of any girls who are free at the moment, and if you find one you like, you make your own best deal. The girls will tell you that the pricing is standard: 1000 k for half hour or 2000 k per hour for covered full service. I never tried to bargain with them, because all of them were 7 thru 9 on the looks scale, and at half the price of the escort, each and every one was a bargain! However, I did ask several if they would give BBBJ and give me a taste, too. Each of them declined both requests; safe sex seems standard, too.
I enjoyed Denisa, a tall lean dark-eyed goddess with short brunette hair, who volunteered that it was her first week on the job and that she was from Belgium. If she's Belgian, I'm Australian, but who cares. She was sweet and attentive and let me at least kiss her neat little pussy with a lingering kiss, even if she wouldn't allow me to feast on it. After my half-hour of fun, we shared a smoke and "hung out" for extra time in her room. I was the last customer of the night for her and she liked me, maybe because I WAS the last...;-] I tipped her 200 k, which delighted her. And then there was Barbara, who wore a blonde wig, but who had breasts that I just had to get my mouth on!
I really can't say enough good things about Prague RedLight District, http://www.redlight.cz It was really a good "fit" for my style of play: have a drink; cruise the dorm; go back to the bar for a break; pay the 20 k again and cruise the dorm some more. Good looking ladies, no pressure, low prices, very clean and well kept. I hope you get a chance to try it. Check it out.
PS: Save 200-400 k for a cab back to your hotel, because the trams in that area stop running about 12:30 am.